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Create and save your own modern art with Viscosity. Winner in the Art category at SXSW 2008. Finalist at Flashforward 2007, FITC 2007.

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A useful reference for people who use the computer one hand at a time.

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Interactive art project. The average of lots of people writing the same thing in the same place.

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Interactive tool showing the properties of circles. Math is fun again.

Blood Hose

A Flash experiment emulating liquid streaming from a movable source.

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Pole Position-esque racecar game.

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Drawings sent via email when words wouldn't work.

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Dynamic Flash website for LA architects.

Work Gymnastics

My old job afforded certain opportunities.

Telephone to Text

Convert your phone number to text.

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What happens when I try to grow a moustache.

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Secret B.O.

January 5.

More applicable to the male half of the species, Secret B.O. (Body Odour) is different than your average B.O.

It's stealthy. It's sneaky. It's the ninja of smell.

How it works

  1. Wear a shirt while you're questioned by many people and don't move very much. Job interviews, police interrogations, and craftsmanship reviews will do nicely.
  2. At home, inspect your shirt for the usual suspects: ketchup, mustard, blood.
  3. If stain-free, hang shirt in closet for another wearing. Less laundry is good laundry.
  4. Weeks later with memory foggy, sniff shirt for B.O.
  5. If no B.O., wear shirt for the day.
  6. Just after lunch, realize your body heat has unlocked the nervous B.O. held captive from weeks prior.
  7. Realize it's too late to go home and change.
  8. Revel in your stink for the rest of the day.

The only cure for Secret B.O. is washing your clothes after exactly one (1) wearing. This is undesirable for environmentalists, misers, the software industry, or anyone else who loves efficiency and optimizations.

The only thing worse than Secret B.O. is Double Secret B.O.: Forgetting you have Secret B.O. and regressing to step 2 above.

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